Dickies Brown Bifold Wallet — NWOT, Never Used

This wallet has never held a dollar, a card, or a single ounce of responsibility. Zero life experience — it's basically a leather-bound blank slate that's been sitting in a drawer, quietly judging every other wallet that's actually had to work for a living.  Four card slots that have never met a card. A bill compartment so untouched it doesn't even know what cash smells like. This thing has more potential than a New Year's resolution made on January 1st at 11:58pm.  It's basically a wallet with main-character energy and no plot yet.  Somebody give this thing a purpose! Or just buy it and let it hold your $20 like the debut it's been waiting for.